all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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