So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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