GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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