Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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