Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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