we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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