You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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