It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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