i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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