And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
there's paper in my vomit.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
