Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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