he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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