What did we do last night that was yellow?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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