VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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