i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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