I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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