I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You ate ashes out of my bong
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
