Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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