***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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