I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Alive.
So much puke
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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