Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm always down for nudity.
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