Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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