I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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