oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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