maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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