69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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