He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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