this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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