Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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