margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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