stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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