actually, I'm a sock model
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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