Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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