I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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