last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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