my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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