Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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