have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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