is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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