There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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