Whod you bang
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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