i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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