well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why are your pants in the freezer?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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