i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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