I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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