Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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