what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We got so high we made milksteak
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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