Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Your topless pictures make me question reality
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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