what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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