ya dads aren't the best wingmen
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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