I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
