I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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