So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
