i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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