Buhtt sex?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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