Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
