Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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