shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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