Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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