Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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